November 2010
44 posts
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Action man wrote a small novel depicting his life in the most ego-maniacal way. Everyone believed in him, and he flexed his pecs all dripping with sweat for a camera crew on the cable news. He smiled a tongue chewing smile and spat out a verse he had concocted.
“Well you see Gary- May I call you Gary?”
The interviewer nodded timidly scraping and drooling although his name was in fact...
more (modest mouse live in phoenix)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMI88CMCGVY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_XNzM_E_3E&feature=related
They are so stupidly great it is astounding.
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Rather than bore you with the details I took the liberty of doodling the results of our tests on your wall. Study them while you sleep, while you socialize, while you lolly-gag.
All the negative aspects of your personality are in red. All the positive in blue. The aspects that could not be measured by the test are in orange.
Your results were most disappointing.
Brought to you by google.
Yea'll lourn
I am dripping
odious and subserviant
I am stumbling
its dark, I’m incompetent
Kissing?
Like a clam shell shoeshine
Licking?
Like a fifties beaten housewife
I’ve got a million pores baby
and they all want an entrance
2010
Has been a great year for music.
Women
Are the best thing on earth.
Wheaaaarrreeeismysharrecropper?
I poured the aged breast milk out on the cracked marble counter Look at the cold nutrition Memorize the menace in the soured lactation The splashing velecates the counter Shivering with excitement eager to lap it up the second I look away The mother of that bottle has been long gone her child was gone before then the affection she spewed for it goes unused When I finally do turn away the tongue...
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If you could see the contour of your stained glass cornea without the consecutive collape of all conciousness would you consent to it?
Would you bend your brain in and absorb the bounty of outside experience; turn yourself right-ways-in? Are you afraid of the future? Do you eat up the past?
Dear Lord, your creations are failing themselves, locking themselves up in latchkey secrets and killing of...
i NDONT WANNA WORRY ABOIUT DYIN
i ALL i WANNA WORRY ABOU T IS MY SUNSHINE GUIIIIRLS
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As we get older we stop making sense.
Deus Ex Machina
The reason why Harry Potter sucks as a piece of literature and JK Rowling should be considered nothing more than a pop writer.
She uses it so goddamn much, and it is effectively a crutch for writers who bank themselves into corners.
The movies are fun though.
7 tags
this is
disorienting
what the
fuck
is going
on
today?
iwouldntplugthatintherepleasestoptoconsiderwhatyoua...
So
This weekend what to do?
“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning,...”
– ~Frank Sinatra
I'm going to get punk rock on your ass
Actually I’m going to get Neo Post Hardcore Synthpop on your ass, but hey it’s still gonna be loud.
WatchAn hour
Top Ten
1. the wurld wi
The world will end when every punchline is used up.
Flattery is a motor sport
Fingers are utensils too, albeit stubby ones.
Livers will one day exact revenge/
Exuberance at any cost
Flat tires are the only effective stop signs
Gander meet Flock. Play Nice. Play Fair
Ubuntu
I would like to one day swim in the currents of your bloodstream, earthman
Poise, Vigor,...
I wear iron pantallons so I don’t get bit in the ass.
eQrth
Seven years it took the murky blooded boys to see the headlines
to see the silver city lights of hometowns:
“Witnesses that don’t flee are executed
and Witnesses that do flee are cowards”
Each of them made a coward:;: cowed by the typings of a 34 year old journalist from Missouri without much more than a high school education.
They were stoned when they got home
by old...
heeeeeere comes johnnnnnnyyyyy yeeeeeennnnn agaaaaaaaiiiin, he got a lust for liife.
with the liquor and drugs
and the flesssh maachiiiineeee
Hes gonna do another s-t-t-t-trip teaaase
I am
Painfully idealistic/optimistic and I think that’s great.
etr
stay tuned
Drunk tumblin
is happenin tonight.
Trent Reznor
Is still unequivocally the man.
A despite all of the racket it did not make the...
The harmonica didn’t work
reeds were bent incorrectly
all it could do was squeal
out a meassage
to jupiter
a plea:
for the mass to someday decrease
so that the weight may be lifted
with the aid of lighter gravity,
For the king of gods to provide peace
ease of mind and/or relief
to forgive crimes against humaity
by humanity
for the benefit of humanity
I am human
broken reeds
Ah life
I would be miserable right now if I hadn’t recorded that. Just when I feel like I’m shutting down…ha.
Just in case you missed it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxLV1u_0bvA&feature=player_embedded#!
sir-loin
intrigued.
Picnic
gj
Multiply
Brain Aches and Bad Breath
By
Watergates and Rigged Tests
What is left?
Rigor Mortis Marionette
baw
Next time you see me you'd better run
Where do you want this killin’ done?
Out on Highway 61.
Sometimes to get an "A"
you’ve got to suck a cock.
Happy Halloween. (?r)= r-l
