May 2012
11 posts
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This is your alarm
It is time to get over yourself. Your sadness is not a grand, cosmic thing that has been thrust upon you by a malignant universe—I mean you’re pretty sure that the universe is random, or if there is some sort of deity that it is not particularly interested in what goes on at any one place at any one time and probably has things that are really super important going on that have 0.00000001 x...
I made a song, but I can't convey the melody via...
I am going to refresh my tumblr over and over and over
I am going to open a million tabs and close them allllllll
I am going to stab a screwdriver in my eye
I am going to give myself a lobotomyyyy-y-y-y-y-yyyyy
A feeling
That this is, in a way that is currently unknown to me, total horseshit.
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all mobile web. [I probably won't be using this,...
“Eat, and get the story from all mobile web. Off with the warm covers and into the cool, easy day. Start light and fast, sugar-free grains, all morning. It is a positive-grip with coffee and friends, mid-day, all day. Toilet used periodically to diminish discomfort. Thinking too hard on the can? Get the story from all mobile web—how to read the news. Kiss on the cheeks of your children. Kiss on...
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"TideChu Over"
“Chapbook” in making,
so, for many months or more,
expect sparse updates
My psychiatrist diagnosed me as bipolar after I took a ten question quiz.
He had me take this quiz because I said I was feeling depressed.
All the questions on the quiz had to do with being happy.
He said, “Well I think if we start giving you Lamictal you will feel better.”
I said, “Why didn’t we do this in the first place? Why was I being treated with Lexapro for...
